EvilComicgenius.com

Heath Ledger

2008-02-25T07:15:00.000-08:00

Hilarious Japanese Prank Show

2008-01-24T20:30:00.001-08:00

Hilarious Japanese Prank Show

2008-01-24T20:30:00.000-08:00

Monkey Brains

2008-01-22T18:09:00.000-08:00

According to K.C. Jones, in January 16th's Information Week. Scientist at Duke University were able to use the thought patterns of Rhesus monkeys, to operate robotic legs all the way in Japan. The Rhesus monkeys were placed on a treadmill with electrodes planted into their little monkey brains. The information gathered was then piped to Japan, where a computer interpreted the information for the robot legs.

So let me get this straight, we'd rather spend the time and money to train a damn monkey to walk on the treadmill, then walk on the treadmill ourselves.? God, I love America.

Jefferson Davis Highway

2008-01-20T19:31:00.000-08:00

It always seems a little crazy to me, some of the things that are "normal" in Virginia. Have you ever been to Richmond? They have an entire street called monument avenue dedicated (mostly) to old civil war generals and such. They do have an Arthur Ashe statue, but that was a huge controversy. I know, I know the Civil War wasn't about slavery, or so they say. It was about states' rights. But a states right to own niggers? It seems to me, if you are going to erect statues of these people, they should be maintained with private money rather than tax dollars.

Hold that Tiger

2008-01-17T20:42:00.000-08:00

I Hate Roman Numerals

2008-01-16T05:19:00.000-08:00

I hate Roman Numerals, they always show up in things when it is least convenient: film credits and super-bowls (what number Super Bowl are we on again?). I wrote a joke about it, and it goes a little something like this:

Drew Peterson

2008-01-13T19:08:00.000-08:00

Your Cat Wants a Full Suit of Armor (PICS)

2008-01-12T15:04:00.001-08:00

Why humans invented armour... so they could dress their cats. Suit up cats with tournament gear and get em ready for battle.

read more | digg story

Gentleman's Club

2007-12-22T12:43:00.001-08:00

My Day Job

2007-12-19T05:04:00.000-08:00

I actually wrote this about my previous job, my current day job has very little data processing in it. This is my first green-screen project since the Bee thing.

Green House Gas

2007-12-17T04:52:00.000-08:00

You know, one of the funniest topics a comic can write about is the environment. It's an age old tradition. The Stooges rift on coal emissions set the stage. The Marx Brothers on lead poisons in the garment industry, what a hoot that was. And who could forget Dick Cavet's hilarious rift on CFCs. Well, it may be cliche--but dammit, here is my environment Joke on SUVs.

Knock-Offs

2007-12-14T07:25:00.000-08:00

Redskins

2007-12-11T20:42:00.002-08:00

Female Suicide Bombers

2007-12-10T06:06:00.000-08:00

Devil Beating his Wife

2007-12-05T05:58:00.000-08:00

Wife-Beater

2007-12-03T04:37:00.000-08:00

Black Republicans

2007-11-30T05:26:00.000-08:00

Another oldie, but goodie. Black republicans. Yes, I was telling this joke before the song came out, good song--but the jokes not bad either.

Male Praying Mantis

2007-11-28T05:38:00.000-08:00

Who doesn't like jokes about sexual insects? You know I do. Anyway, I've noticed I have quite a paunch, someone should have told me. Okay, somebody did tell me, but yelling it from a passing car isn't the same as loving encouragement.

Japan

2007-11-25T20:43:00.000-08:00

I know I should be just posting the new stuff, but here is something I don't perform anymore about my life in Japan. Enjoy!!

Shark Joke

2007-11-24T11:30:00.001-08:00

I've only ever told this joke once. It's quirky, but its hard to set up. Maybe I'll try a little more energy on the act-out.

Italian Wife

2007-11-23T06:46:00.000-08:00

Happy Thanksgiving

2007-11-22T08:24:00.000-08:00

Happy thanksgiving everyone,

I saw it all over the internet yesterday (abc news,) that the president has pardoned his two thanksgiving turkeys. And that they will live out their lives in a petting zoo, in Florida. Is anybody falling for this. I mean, it's not just Bush its a cute presidential tradition that goes all the way back to Teddy Roosevelt. But really, he pardoned two turkeys, but he had three or four.

Check the presidents menu, he's not eating tofurkey, he's not having beets & Lentil soup, he's having TURKEY.

The sad thing is you know as he was pardoning those two turkeys Giblets & Gravy, Frank & Tom where in the kitchen--straining to hear their names.

Poor little guys.

Pre-Holiday

2007-11-21T04:22:00.000-08:00

Monday Morning Fat Joke

2007-11-18T20:35:00.000-08:00